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When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.
I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!
A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay
"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!
yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)
When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"