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Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
After closing on a home, this is one last opportunity for the former homeowner to get one over on you by requesting 29 days of rent free living.
Realtor: yeah in this market you gotta let them do the rent back for 29 days. Sorry brah. New owner: oh cool! Can't wait to be bent over a barrel one last time with my housing search!
The same as Throwing it Back but you throw it back with such a force that you slide backwards on your feet.
Is this how you Throw it Back??
No! You can’t just joust your ass cheeks backwards! That’s Yeeting it Back!
Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.
Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.
Noun, An insulting ethnic slur against ghosts and poltergeists. Originated from Seattle in 2011.
I have to move, my house is haunted by those damn sheet backs.
The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.
Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb