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the uncontrollable urge to "find prey" in all men (founded by christopher barney).
yoo, i totally just saw chris's black mamba
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Person1: Shonda is a basic black girl.
Person 2: Who's Shonda?
Person1: Noone. No such thing as a basic black girl.
Person 2: Ohhh
Person 3: True. True.
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The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting
Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock
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When two or more people have a conversation that doesn’t end even though they all have better things to do (sleep, study, etc.) and don’t have the time to converse for that long. The conversation is usually very interesting or complete nonsense but captivating nonetheless.
Hey Mel wake up wake up!!!!
Oh wait it’s true ur extremely tired and won’t wake up because based on the black whole theory u should’ve been sleeping yesterday but nooo, Miss talks too much.
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a black silky substance that when ingested makes you dizzy , and then you go insane
guy: yo, you got the clout
drug dealer: yeah man i brought the black tar heroin
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By a large margin; a substantial amound
Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."
Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."
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Unwanted cellular phone calls at odd times that are usually the result of an African-American caller who lacks phone ettiquette. They usually ask for someone in a terse tone or claim, or insist, that you called them first without identifying themselves. Caused by poor eyesight, dyslexia, confusion, given a false number at a club, etc. does not bother to save frequently called numbers into their cell phone contacts.
I got another "dialing while black" call on my personal cell phone. She claimed I called her first and when I told her my number she hung-up. Or, some obviously-impared black guy just called me asking for Sheniqua. I told him there was no Sheniqua here and he hung-up abruptly, another "dialing while black" call.
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