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A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something
I just face farted and it smelled so bad!
Not doing what you're supposed to be doing ,goofing off
You guys are fuk farting around and not gett8ng anything done
The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.
Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.
Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.
the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.
did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
Tide is being a real Dyke Fart right now, I’m gonna put some cum in his eye.