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Real Life Witch

Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.

1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.

3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.

4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.

5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold breasts.

This is your guide to spotting a real life witch! Stay safe out there

by The Milk Man Cometh July 14, 2024


Lie-Life

A person of who's life is a lie

He is a Lie-Life

by APersonWhoLivesInACardboardBox May 10, 2019


discord life

when your life is nothing but being on discord 24/7, get nothing done and act like a loser.

charles: what is discord life?
aiden: discord life, when you spend all your glorious years of life on discord.
charles: that person must be a loser...
aiden: no. they're just lonely.

by discord_addict November 6, 2021


Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024


Da meaning of life

Reproduction.

"im gonna go do da meaning of life to my girlfriend"

"ok thats cool."

by Ugandana February 18, 2018


Sentient Computational Life

I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?

Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2023


cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014