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A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.
“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”
vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.
When one of the homies being gay and a dick.
Shows the homie likes penis and is a penis/ dick
Dude 1: oi I saw Gary a few gays ago
Dude 2: the gay wan
Dude 1 : naw the dick head
Dude 3: SO Gary the penis mun