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A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.
“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”
A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..
Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you
ridiculously small joints that you always seem to burn ur fingers on
usually about .4g in it
Fuck i just burned my hand on that joe joint
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT A SKUNT
The fattest cunt you ever saw. my guy cant even fit through your average doorway. He has to get his clothes custom made. acts tough but is really a pussy. he also has fucking grease and chocolate sauce for blood
Guy 1: bruh i legit saw joe lester the other day
Guy 2: dude its not even that hard to see him considering how fucking fat he is
THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G
P1 - whos that?
P2 - fucking joe g
P3 - what a stunner