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Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.
I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.
Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.
Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?
Woah really? They must be real chill
The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.
Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.
The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!
Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro
A gay person who slurps penises
Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better
When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.
penecular penis, is a penis that is shaped in a wavy form, such as wavy hair. But instead of being wavy hair, you have a wavy penis, in other words penecular penis
Girl 1- Did you see that guys penis? Girl 2- Ya! it was very wavy Girl 1- You mean a penecular penis? Girl 2- Yes!