Stella: **Slap Sophia Ass**
Sophia: “Ouch why you do that?!**
Stella: “it November 17 I get to smack such a precious Filipino ass”
Sophia: “You better start running because I am about to slap your ass a lot harder then”
The End.....
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The day we’re you and the girl sneak out to have fun
October 17 is the day we’re you can do whatever you want be sneaking out
“Yo are you gonna fuck Jessica tonight”
Ya chad she’s gonna suck my dick too”
“This day is for beauty’s”
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April 17 is national be a thot day. You have to be a thot all day.
“Bro why are all the girls being thots today?”
“must be April 17 bro”
“....bro”
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national grab girls booty day
if you don’t grab it 5 times to the same girl in one day, you are gay.
hey it’s april 17 so turn around for 5 minutes please
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"If thou cannot throw hands, thou cannot throw shade"- Niggalations 17:38
James: Bruh, I'm about to go fight Dontrell!
Tyriq: Boi, if you are u better have Niggalations 17:38 in mind.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
The single coolest line from Pulp Fiction
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Some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before you pop a cap in someone's ass.
Samuel L. Jackson usually pops a cap in someone's ass after he recites passage Ezekiel 25:17
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