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THE GRANDEST BAND IN ALL THE LAND
"yo did you hear that the pride of broken arrow won grand nationals again?"
"woah thats awesome"
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something that is unwanted or no longer useful.
explanation: a bottle with a broken top will be thrown away along with its contents because the bottle can no longer be used and the content is contaminated with sharp bottle pieces.
An old cripple is like a broken bottle top, unwanted and useless.
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When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.
Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."
Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"
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a syndrome you can get because mtfas wanna keep breakin’ ya heart n shi
“i have broken heart syndrome because of these hoes”
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I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams where the city sleeps an i'm the only one an i walk alone
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When sombody close to you is gone.
You feel like heart has been brutally ripped out of your chest stomped on stabbed and spat on and finally put back in your chest again
Guy1: Hey my gf just dumped me.
Guy2: Man you must be heart broken.
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Broken his erect penis
Jenifer was riding Rob so hard she has broken his banjo
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