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A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.
Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.
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When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.
Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.
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Hey did you see the news yesterday there was a dead gorilla :C
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Something a "Friend" calls a girl you are about to have sex with to make you think twice about her so he can have her while you're thinking.
Man I can't believe you're gonna fuck Gorilla Bitch.
Why did you call her Gorilla Bitch?
No reason
You think "Gorilla Bitch, but why?" while they are in the back screwing.
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People who look like gorillas when they eat, talk and sleep and have large ammounts of hair all over their bodies.
i couldnt stand to sit across the table from tat gorilla face any longer
everyone, look at that stupid gorilla face
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Lean, an opiate/opioid in liquid form. Doesnt really matter.
Lester: want a sip of my sprite?
John Jackson: oh sure man!
*hands some off colored sprite in a bottle.*
*chugs down*
Lester: Wait.. don't chug it....
John Jackson: Gorilla piss! How am I gonna take this test!
Fast forward 30 minutes, John Jacksons head is on his desk; some slobber is leaking on his test paper and he is feeling nice and warm.
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when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.
"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"
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