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When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.
The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.
All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers
It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”