murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood
dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!
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Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus
I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty
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A person with very little working knowledge of the real world. A person whose job is to draw a red X to approximate a location on a map. A job given to chimpanzees to make them feel important.
โHey Matt, how come that new girl in the office doesnโt do anything but paint her nails and talk on the phone?โ
โDonโt mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesnโt do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break roomโ
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Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.
Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.
The only way for Russia to succeed in occupying the American Presidency is the arrival of Red Don.
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A middle-aged or elderly New Zealand male who has high blood pressure due to stress, genetics, etc. which causes a red skin tone. If you want to see prime examples of Red Cunts, please check out @redcunnt
Person 1: Hey, did hear about Charlieโs Dad?
Person 2: Isnโt he that Red Cunt?
Person 1: Yea, heโs red as fuck cause he works all the time.
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When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.
Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, thatโs some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!
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