Random
Source Code
Random
A club in Toronto, Canada that prides itself on being "mod" and "underground", except the only people that go there are ginos and ginas. They advertise to the rest of the world that they are the coolest club in Toronto, when it is actually full of pompous old dj's that creep other peoples nights in the city and steal their music. They are always about a year behind in their music selections and are an embarassment to a truly great city.
hey guys, i'm in the mood to get hit on by 40 year-old men, pay too much money for drinks and dance to the Killers...wanna just go to the Mod Club?
22👍 8👎
100 Shots of Beer in 100 Minutes
Man up with the Canadian version of Century Club where 1 Shot equals 1.5ounces
24👍 9👎
a sandwich that you can order at any restaurant... even if you're not a member of the club!
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it." --Mitch Hedberg
25👍 9👎
group of male grad students in philosophy or English who wear scruffy beards and shaggy haircuts, often accompanied by sportcoats with leather elbows and suitably ironic brimmed hats. Can usually be found sipping coffee or cheap beer, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and name-dropping obscure authors and/or film directors. May also be in a hipster band, or just off collecting books, music and DVDs which nobody else cares about.
Here come the beardy club, on their way to the art-house cinema.
41👍 18👎
In a company, this is the group of an elite few who, by virtue of gray hair and having "paid their dues", sit around and do nothing while other people do the work. They may occasionally think they are working when they ask you for a status report on whatever real work you are doing.
Wow it's only 2:30pm and every desk in the country club is already vacant!
101👍 53👎
1) One of the best movies ever made, a sustained and eloquent attack on consumerism which also points out the pitfalls of being a mindless follower or "space monkey"...
2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.
BILL: I've never been in a fight.
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.
(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?
88👍 46👎
A club guys can join to exchange information on how to give surprise sex.
He's in a rape club.
35👍 15👎