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The exquisite state in which your asshole is so sparking fresh from the overwhelming number of rimjobs, that people are able to recognize by the scent of freshness. An extremely difficult badge to obtain, as often referred to as the most difficult badge in the game.
John: Hey I heard you got 4 rimjobs at that party last night!
Jeremy: Indeed, they don't call me peppermint asshole for nothing hephep!
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cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.
im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.
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The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.
For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.
That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
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The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
That crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl
Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.