bacon roll

a roll/sandwich filled with bacon.
(from facejacker)

usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.

"how many bacon rolls do you want?"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"

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Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

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bacon bit

A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".

I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.

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cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

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Lady Bacon

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.

I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.

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artificial bacon

Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.

"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"

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Bacon Head

When your a Robuxless noob with no money to swag out your character

Ewww get away from me you bacon head come back when you get yourself some robux

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