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To be extraordinary stupid.
Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
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Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!
She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved
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Used to describe an individual that is so mentally handicapped that their brain matter has regressed to that of what resembles a "Petoskey Stone".
With a completely flat and smooth brain (also diagnosed as SBS (Smooth Brain Syndrome), the individual is left only with enough intelligence for basic communication and survival. A Petoskey Brained individual will assume they're much more intelligent than they are and cause stress for those that are around or work with said individual. With no capacity to tell right from wrong or even solve basic problems, their assumptions become their reality, making them some of the most annoying people to exist in the universe.
There is no cure for a Petoskey Brain once diagnosed and any effected individuals are best left isolated in a secure room that the diseased thoughts cant spread or in some cases burying the individuals resolves the situation. Though potentially increasing the likelyhood of what is known as a Petoskey Zombie emerging at the next full moon.
Thurman: Hey, did you hear Ryan still can't even spell his own name correctly?
Merman: Yeah he's had a Petoskey Brain for awhile now.
Thurman: Really? I didn't know he had SBS
Merman: Yeah, smooth brained as they come. Be careful cause he's been known to drool on people.
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opening a beer, where the act of popping the top is much like pulling the pin on a grenade and the effects are felt the next day
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The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.
During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.
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Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.
What the fuck are you doing, Cunt for Brains?
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A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.
"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".
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