Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
“He has spiky hair!”
“Must be a Callum.”
This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.
Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum
Callum is Callum with blue balls.
person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls
Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear
Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"