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Chronic Big Cock

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.

Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock

by miloonc0kefan January 3, 2021


chronic poseidus

The itching of the vagina repeatedly

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching

by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021


Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop

“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce

by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021


chronic crew

a group of fuck boys that most likely live in London, who think getting high 99% of their time is the most amusing thing in the world.

oi g you wanna join the Chronic Crew?
yeah i put #ChronicCrew in my ig bio
you gotta smoke the piff gear to be part of the Chronic Crew

by smartchickk November 25, 2014


Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

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Chronic Looney

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.

No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD CHRONIC LOONEY

by Looney's Friend May 5, 2021


Chronic Looney

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.

No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD ITS CHRONIC LOONEY

by Looney's Friend May 5, 2021