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working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)
Once I am donerading the book I have chosen to write about, I will be cooking with gas.
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dane cook is one silly bitch. stand up comedian that starred in vicious circle and live at madison square garden. also made retailiation. also, an actor in waiting, good luck chuck, and many others. boston is where he was born. boston red sox is his favorite team. according to vicious circle.
you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.
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Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
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Generally amazing, smart, and very ghetto. :D Their boyfriend's are jealous cause they're more ghetto..
Person 1: She's so ghetto...
Person 2: Must be Rachel Cook
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Basicaly a spanish sex god with a supernatural penis sometimes referred to has brother nature and is the finest bitch youl ever meet and did i tell you he got all the bitches number also with a large dick
that james cook is a man
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the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance
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A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
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