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Crab hole is an infected butthole
Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole
Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.
“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”
Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap
I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....
Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.
"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."
Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023