Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

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Crank That Yank

1. To get a project done ; to do work

2. To rush to get something completed

3. To handle business

"We have until 5:00pm to finish that presentation. Crank that yank!"

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crank dat arnold

When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.

Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'

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Crank Dat Ribosome

Based off of a hilarious video on Youtube "Brent VLog 10-24-07". Basically, it's how the ribosome "cranks" out proteins.

"We don't superman no mo' we just ribosome dat hoe!"

"Hey, crank dat ribosome and may yourself some proteins."

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crank dat grandpa

ejaculating on a girls face and sculpting it so it looks like an old mans face

"yeeeee i crank dat grandpa!"

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crank that soldier boy

jacking off a male will licking his nipple

I was at a club and we went back to my house so I had to, crank that soldier boy.

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cranking 90's

a way of building in fortnite

"bob watch me cranking 90's"

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