Indian Drive By

A very lethal tactic used by most forty/fifty year old hairy odorful indian men, who walks towards an innocent group of young kids and lays a silent ass fart while he leaves. The fart soon starts to expand and causes a dirty current that leaves you hallucinated for days!

At the OKC Vball, Som Kaka surprised the Sister Chods with an Indian Drive By

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Driving tourette's

Gimpyrobb, when he drives in traffic.

Non stop expletives fly from Gimpyrobb's mouth when he drives in traffic. I have diagnosed him with Driving Tourette's Syndrome

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Google Drive-By

Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.

I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.

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Paducah Drive By

When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.

Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!

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Drive by Burger

A sport that requires at least three people to perform (Driver,Counter, Burger thrower), burgers, a car and unsuspecting victims. 5 minute rule applies.

Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).

*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.

jon: hey, im bored and there are a lot of people out in the streets.

jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.

bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?

all: Drive by Burger!!!!

jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.

jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!

*later that day, they were all employed*

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Holland Drive

The funniest group of people you know, who have very good inside jokes and know how to throw the best fucking parties.

Guy:Dude you need to get into our holland drive!
Guy 2: So you guys are some of the funniest people I know now?

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Drive-by compliment

A compliment overheard as you are walking past someone but you have no chance to respond thereby left with a missed connection.

She just commented on my new ink. I couldn't respond to her drive-by compliment in that crowd.

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