A way of greeting a truly muscular man.
Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."
A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
when you do not care about what was said to you
Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care
A good couple. They are both super short and are super cute together.
Wow look it is Even and Peyton
What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.
1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
when something is more even then another thing
"16 is an even number"
"but 15 is evener"
An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!