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Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).

My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.

by Warzawr May 6, 2014


flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013


fap train

Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.

I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.

by SexyPanda17 November 25, 2012


tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012


fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.

"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"

by Sapphire05 February 2, 2023

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fap fucker

The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.

Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.

by Pawll April 2, 2014


Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017