The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).
My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.
That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"
mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.
I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.
loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.
Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''
Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''
Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''
A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.
"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"
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The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.
Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.
When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag