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Futa on female

The best type of porn on the internet. It's like lesbian porn except the strap-on is an actual dick.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't find anything to fap to.
Guy 2: Try futa on female, it always works for me.
Guy 1: Alright, I'll try it out.

by Luzay June 22, 2023

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Female Happytrail

When ur lady with that fatass bush has a nice trail of hair starting at her navel and leading you to the magical place that is her cooter.

We were all at the pool and when she took off her sweatshirt to reveal her bikini we could all see her female happytrail.

shit was thick as fuuck.

by cooterd3stroyer May 5, 2021

32πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


alpha female

A normal woman with a big ole 3-D booty(wide and round), small waist, no tummy, with nice legs, thighs, and hips. A female version of the world strongest men w/o the man like muscles. Nick names are horse, stallion, pony. She doesn't need to arc her back, she can just stand up and Bam Boom, it's there. She has a body a man would want to wrestle for fun.

Ole girl got a serious booty. She's walking around looking like a pony. U know she strong enough to start a village. That girl is an alpha female alpha.

by Ray play March 3, 2007

111πŸ‘ 380πŸ‘Ž


Alpha female

Is as follows:
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite

Are you mad because you are a lame and I am a fucking g? Or are you mad because I'm Dynamite? Dynomite I will blow up in your face like a grenade. Bitches know I'm the alpha female in these parts.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

11πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Female Privilege (Western Females only)

The privileges females get in the western culture that are so obvious, but rarely addressed because alot of women want special rights, not equal rights and feel they are owed reparations because of (most I assume) douche males in the past that probably aren't even alive anymore. Today the majority of the culture in Western will try to shut you down by calling you a sexist which is irony in itself.

4% (women pay) less than men for car insurance because men are seen as inferior drivers
2.3% of all combat deaths is #FemalePrivilege and can't be drafted
64% of child abuse is from women yet 82% of women get custody and half of their partner's stuff and alimony
29% of homeless are women

59% of scholarships are for women
60% college graduates are women
20% of suicides are women
Women are way more likely to receive less time and punishment for equal crimes
Women are allowed to assault a man in public and not receive an asswhoopin and alot of times arrest, and at most times applauded for their behavior, but if a man self defends himself he is immediately detained/assaulted by others.
Women are believed more than the man for domestic assault yet 70% of domestic assaults are initiated by the woman
Women shelters exist everywhere and (as of this post) only 2 male shelters exist in the U.S.

A women can cheat on her husband and still be the victim in society
Women get free drinks at bars
Women can get attention physically or mentally (white knights or other girlfriends) almost any time they want on social media or public.

These are just some examples of Female Privilege (Western Females only). This does not exist in Middle Eastern areas as the females there are truly oppressed. I wish those fighting for Female rights would go over there and help those poor women.

by NidgeDFX April 3, 2023

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.

I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!

by TreeWeezel October 31, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Female Masturbation

The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, β€œBusting and fat one”

It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.

Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.

Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?

Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation

by LaDenzell Jenkins November 15, 2019

15πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž