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When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."
"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"
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when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?
young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
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Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.
Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.
See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
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noun;
1. An uninteresting person
2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype
syn;
plain, dull, beige
Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”
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Flat bickie is used when you a cruising along the highway with your boys.
“Oscar bro go flat bickie”, “yeh righto brother I’m on it”
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Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!
Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass
Jimbob: ......
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The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:
Cop: Put your hands on the car.
Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
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