Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.
Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook
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Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.
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The act of flatuating consistantly for ten seconds whilst producing a constant sound resembling that of bass.
As PJ asked Stacey to the movies, he panicked; the ensuing ten flat ruined what remaining chances he had to date Stacey that night.
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Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish
Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)
Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.
Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!
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Flat bickie is used when you a cruising along the highway with your boys.
βOscar bro go flat bickieβ, βyeh righto brother Iβm on itβ
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Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!
Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass
Jimbob: ......
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The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:
Cop: Put your hands on the car.
Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
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