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A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.
Example 1
Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)
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When someone is obsessed with panda bears
L: "I am completely obsessed with pandas"
M: "Weird flex but ok"
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to satisfy a women in the bed room.
niggy d hit em with da flex and that girl kept beggin for some more.
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
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A maneuver typically performed in upper class neighborhoods or cities where a person or group targets another person or group (typically white middle to upperclass class teenagers) by offering to sell them a drug (typically weed) at a generous price, but only if bought in a large volume at a later time. Typically a sample is displayed to the targeted party that is of the highest quality of the whatever drug was promised. When the transaction is executed the offending party uses a heavy amount of cellophane or other wrapping in order to make the product hard to see and open. They ensure to only put a very tiny amount of product in the wrapping and typically fill the rest with a similar looking substance (oregano, flour, etc). They will then demonstrate to the targeted party the legitimacy of their product by cutting into the wrapping in an area they know the small amount of high quality product is. The exchange is made for money and the targeted party does not find out they were shorted almost entirely until after the offending party has driven away with all of their money.
We need to make some money . You see this group of white boys in front of us? Let's hit em with da flex.
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Anything that is really cool and has all available equiment in excellent condition.
That new Challenger is pimp daddy master-flex!.....That babe is pimp daddy master-flex since she got that boob-job!
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I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it
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