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to the retard that keeps posting about his boy friend xxbuster or busterblack what ever it is fuck off everyone keeps declining ur bullshit cause no one cares about you and your bf
XXBuster lover fuck up
Don’t take nobody’s shit, come up for yourself.
“She just called me ugly”; Friend step the fuck up bitch go say something back.
Having some kind of drugs or alcahol and a large group of friends, you all are planning to get extremely under the influence.
I have A beer in hand, GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT.
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Ate the fuck up On a a scale from1 to ate (8) the fuck up, your top weigher.
Dude,on a a scale from one to "ate the fuck up":,You're swedge; Top weigher.
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To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.
Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!
Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!
Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.
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When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.
Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.
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