Rural Dictionary

Ginger Sandwich

A situation in which a person has an older and younger sibling who is ginger. In such cases the ginger siblings are referred to as the ginger bread, while the middle sibling is referred to as unfortunate. In most cases the middle sibling will still show signs of latent gingervitis including pale skin, blue or green eyes, and a complete lack of athletic ability.

Jennifer's unfortunately part of a ginger sandwich, but at least she has a soul.

by floccus April 19, 2010

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half ginger

someone who has pale skin and freckles but is not red-haired. half gingers tend to be too awesome for their own good. they usually have hazel eyes and nice boobs (if they are female) or in the male case, a nice ass. half gingers love to make jokes about having "half a soul". full gingers consider themselves superior to the half gingers.

GINGER1: what's up my ginga?!
GINGER2: not much ginga!
HALF GINGER: aye gingas what's crackin?!
GINGER1&2: don't call us that...
(awkward silence)

by thehalfginger June 6, 2011

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ginger ailment

Minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the Ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.

Example:

Girl 1: Oh man that dude Chuck is so awesome! I've got the hugest ginger ailment for him. He's light bright, flamin' hott, and speckled like a cheetah. But that dood won't show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry I wash for him!

Girl 2: He is hot...and is all like Prince Harry charm mixed with David Caruso cool mixed with Ron Weasley awkward. I tried to hit that and all I got was this old moth eaten Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt to show for it..that I dug out of his garbage.

Girl 1: Sigh..

Girl 2: Sigh...

by Crèmebrûléed September 25, 2013