Ass goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate

You are such an Ass Goblin!

32👍 30👎

crust goblin

what a bitch looks like after she got rambo'd or the jizz residue on a hooker's mouth.

"Man get this crust goblin outta my sight, its makin me sick!"

7👍 4👎

cock goblin

1. A particularly nasty growth or infection situatied on penis or cock

see also Genital Gargoyle

2. A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

see also homo, slut

1. Ugh, what an aweful cock goblin. Get it away from me.

2. That bitch is such a cock goblin. She'd fuck anything twice.

41👍 38👎

The Green Goblin

Recipe:

Step 1:
Ejaculate your steaming hot load into the female/male/animals anus.

Step 2:
Pour absinthe into the previously mentioned orifice.

Step 3:
Plug up the anus and grab the human/animal, shake well.
(optional, stir with dick).

Step 4:
Pour out drink when ready.

Step 5:
(optional)
Serve with chicken and rice.

SEB: "hey, who's your fav marvel villain?"

Beth: "The Green Goblin"

Seb: "Oh shit, I did that to you last night, remember? "

Beth: "What?!?!?"

Seb: "What.."

9👍 6👎

Meat Goblin

The meat stuck to a grill or left behind on a skillet.

Hold on a minute, let me scrape off these meat goblins from the grill.

9👍 6👎

cock goblin

a tiny goblin that resides in various forests and caves, that feeds ont the cock of all creatures.

"Stay on your guard, this forest is known for having God damn cock goblins."

12👍 9👎

knob goblin

a college co-eds that cannot quit putting the dick in her mouth to save her life

"Holy Shit!! That bitch is sucha a knob goblin. I bet she could take down a pool cue!!"

27👍 25👎