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1. I hooked up with Jenny last night and it was the bomb!
2. Are you planning to hook up with Mary tonight? *elbows friend*
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When a "rookie" driver makes a right turn in front of a bicyclist, cutting them off without knowledge of their existence.
I am having such a rough morning, no coffee, flat tire and barley avoided a rook hook on my way into work.
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when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.
person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."
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Assemble various components to make a system that serves a specific purpose. (Usually an electronic gadget like a music system or a TV)
Guy (to the girl who just moved in next door): Say! That's a pretty radical CD System you got over there!
Girl: Yeah. It's a gift from my dad. But I seem to have lost the user manual somewhere.
Guy: No problem! I'd be glad to hook it up for you.
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The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.
Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)
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A wrestling move where one penetrates their right thumb into the anal rectum of his foe. He then pulls, thus hooking, and immediately making his opponent submit.
Did you here how he lost?
No, what was it?
He got the Indiana Hook!
Ouhhhhh!!!
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A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.
"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."
"Rusty Hook!!!"
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