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This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
I gave him the old anime hot pocket.
Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.
“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”
An older woman’s vagina.
You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...