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Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
An older woman’s vagina.
You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.
Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.
Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
I gave him the old anime hot pocket.