I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

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I'm flattered

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.

Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."

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I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

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I'm in the ghetto

Ra ta ta ta Ra ta ta ta

Hey Emily, I'm in the ghetto Ra ta ta ta

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I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation

"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."

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I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

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I'm hip

I know.

Alex: I broke up with Rich.
Me: I'm hip.

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