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man clam

a vagina which was once a penis

Lady Gaga has a man clam

by kmshim May 25, 2010

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slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.

Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.

by DasProfezzional May 24, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam

n.) metaphor for cannabis.

A vintage saying that remains popular in niche areas such as New England and Ridley Park Pennsylvania. the nickname comes from the term "clam bake" to represent smoking cannabis.

Clams a la mode, anyone?

I'll take the finest sac of clams, 20 count please!

by ClamsCasino! December 17, 2010

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Slamming the Clam

Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.

Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.

by Twatwaffle123 October 30, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam Humping

When two women rub their genitals together typically in a humping motion.

Wow did you just see that clam humping lesbian

by Jdeenukes February 4, 2009

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clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

by HeWhoKnows December 20, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sandy clam

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.

Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.

by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž