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Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!
She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved
Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.
What the fuck are you doing, Cunt for Brains?
A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.
"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".
When an irrelevant comment slips through the mouth before the brain has a chance to filter it.
Example:
"So if the government wants to fix this situation there going to have to-"
"Bananas are great"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Sorry, brain burp."
A sausage made of brains.
Favourite food of german zombies.
I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.
When you are trying to think of somebody and space out while doing so
wait, he's right there, I must have had a brain afk moment
The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.
"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"
"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."