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Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".
Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.
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whoever wrote the previous definition is wrong -- a christmas cut is mack and manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato and brocolli, not spinach.
I'd like a Christmas cut, plase.
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When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.
Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...
Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.
Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?
Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.
When your shopping for christmas presents, you either steal things to give as gifts, or get things that are free to be given as gifts.
Jamal went christmas coppin for our stickers and clothes.
Is a challenge taken from the first day in December to Christmas morning. It is a test to have 25 days free from masturbation. If one is too succed at this, it is the ultimate show of stanima, and endurance. plus one will have a fabulous chirstmas morning, an I'm not talking about the presents...
Guy number one"Hey man, or taking part in the Christmas Challenge?"
Guy number two "Nah, i couldnt make it past the second day..."