lazy ninja

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

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Lazy Susan

When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.

Man did you see that lazy susan I just gave to Veronica!

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lazy bastard

Usually when someone is too stupid to look something up for themselves, normally because they're a n00b, they're a lazy bastard.

Mu$e :: Do you need t oregister HL2 to play it ?
Bosseye :: Yes, and you somehow managed to miss 1000s of threads on the exact same thing, you lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: What do you expect, I'm a n00b.

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Lazy Grandma

In a game of pong or Beirut, when asking for a re-rack with three cups remaining a player may ask for a Lazy Grandma. This is a sideways triangle formation, with the single cup on the player's preference of right or left. This is in the place of a forward or backward triangle re-rack.

"Yo let's get a re-rack"
"what do you want"
"Uhh a Lazy Grandma"

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Lazy Butcher

When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.

It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it

When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher

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lazy h

So you're doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. You arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is hitting the fake blond from the back. Then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the skanky-panky sisters. The girls are leaned over each other, thus "lazy."

Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you, Tyler, your sister and Lazy H next to each other.

So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.

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lazy orgasm

Any person you have sex with who resists putting in the effort necessary to get themselves off.

He thinks that because women can orgasm for an average 23 seconds and guys only last about 5 seconds that men deserve more orgasms to make up for it. He's such a lazy orgasm.

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