performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

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loaded queef

n. a vaginal purge of semen

the girl went to pee, and was surprised by an unexpected loaded queef

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G-load

a grip load, a hand full.

dude, there is a G-load of fish in the water.

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Load rag

A rag, towel, Kleenex, handkerchief used to clean up ejaculate.

I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.

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Hot Load

The act of pooping in the dryer.

Dude, I just dropped a hot load in the dryer!

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loaded question

A question that is asked not to find information but with the intent to cause an emotional reaction from the person being asked.

The questioner asks usually in an emotional state provoking an emotional response. The questioner loads the question the way a soldier would load ammunition into a rifle; hence the question is loaded

But Rev. Al Sharpton, what about the Tawana Brawley case?

Knowing how Rev. Sharpton responds to any mention of that name, any question asking him about her would be a loaded question posed to cause him embarassment.

Question: Why are you such a crybaby?
Answer: You don't really want to know why I am a crybaby, you're just trying to make fun of me!

Do you know how to answer a f!@#ing phone?

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load catcher

1. one who catches loads
2. someone who is profoundly
experienced in the art of bukake
3. A vagina
4. G.W. Bush

I've never seen such a load catcher before. What is that a gallon?

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