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mad-hugs

The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.

The next time we hang out, there will be mad-hugs and sangria!

by carchick May 28, 2013


Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 14, 2012


Mad Ballr

Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!

Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.

Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

by The MAD BALLR March 26, 2014

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element madness

Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.

Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.

by Period 5 pyschos November 15, 2016


Mad cuddling

It means to have sex. Replaces Netflix and chill. Sex for a couple who are trying to sound intimate.

"Madison and I were mad cuddling all night long."
"Damn man u guys love each other that much?"
"What can you say man, it is true."

by Jjsmithy January 31, 2016


mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.

Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.

by Daweigames November 8, 2022


mad burnt

The inevitable aftermath of one's high, when one is overcome with the feeling of utmost laziness and immobility.

Fobby, I'm mad burnt, can you take off my boots?

by Sabeen April 29, 2005