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i got the 2020 version of the iphone 5, the iphone 12 mini
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A town with no lights. Used by no other than the infamous MCH
I moved to a town with no lights it was like a mini village.
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A small nap. The Mac mini of naps. It may not be as good as a full nap, but hey, at least it's something.
I was really tired this afternoon but all I had time for was a nap mini.
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a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.
my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.
A creepy little man who you can catch smoking a black and mild outside of 711 talking to strangers. Be careful he can walk on all 4s and has strong hate toward homosexuals dont get caught lackin. Mr mini meat wears black af1s das it. Dont do anything around him that isnt sketchy or else your a “gay homo” if you have a valuable item in his proximity. He will.cum on it. You wont even see it coming cause his meats size is mini as hell like funsize kitkat
dats mr mini meat
Bro put away ur mikey watch away rn unless you want it to look like a frosted cupcake with numbers
A disgrace to music - a bunch of under-developed wannabes trying to pass themselves off as actual artists. Not a single original song and they ruin every Christmas with a new CD containing the year's biggest hits. Of course, all these songs are sang with their 11 year old voices so its an instant good to HORRIBLE mix.
Their only redeeming feature is that they made a blond slut sing Justin Bieber's "Baby".
Girl 1: What the hell is that noise?
Girl 2: Mini Pop Kids.
Girl 1: There goes Christmas...
TV: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY NOOOO.
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A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.
Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
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