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A universal term to describe the messer of a man
Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer
Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.
Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer
Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.
"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"
A nice cool guy who can get with the girls but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. He is equipped with a long huge dick that ladies love. He is a cool guy to be around. Don't let your girl near Nelson,he can turn her into his hoe
Girl:Mom!!!! I had sex with Nelson last night..his huge dick was inside me
Mom:OMG!!!! Can I see??
Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself