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smokin weed/meth and drinkin licks
'Man, I gotta stop! I been gettin nice all night, man!' Ol Dirty Bastard(Mtv Interview)
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A deceptive way to say fuck you. This insult becomes less deceptive as you add more emphasis on the word shirt.
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A Nice Guy is a guy who is friendly, kind, and understanding toward girls with the underlying condition that they must fall in love with him because he is the only friendly, kind and understanding man they've ever met. Nice Guys think that acting like a decent person makes them special and entitled to women's romantic affections and sex.
They believe that women have no minds or emotions of their own, and that they exist solely to reciprocate the affection of whichever man 'deserves' them. They will often try to guilt women into going out with and having sex with them.
If and when a woman rejects a Nice Guy, he will whine and moan and complain that girls are stupid and don't know what's good for them, and only like jerks that won't respect them or their feelings. Nice Guys invariably fail to see the irony in this.
Not to be confused with an actual nice guy (no capital letters!), a guy who is kind and decent without the underlying expectation that women are obligated to sleep with him or return whatever romantic affections he might have toward them.
Nice Guy: I'm so sorry that happened to you, here, go ahead and cry on my shoulder.
Girl: Thanks, you've really made me feel better. You're such a good friend.
Nice Guy: Great, now let me take you out to dinner and have a romantic evening ended with sex and marriage.
Girl: Sorry, I'm not really interested in you that way.
Nice Guy: Fuck you, you cold bitch. You're so stupid, why can't you see that I deserve you? After all the nice things I've done for you, you owe it to me to fall in love with me. Fine, I guess I just have to keep harrassing you and trying to guilt you into going out with and having sex with me.
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Some poor bastard who gets close to the beautiful girl of his dreams and endures a painfully platonic relationship with her, always there to help her like a demented puppy-dog, in the delusional hope that they may progress to something more. Of course, sometimes he loses his control and blurts out to his ladyfriend that he loves her, only to be told that she wants to be just friends and not ruin the relationship. Sometimes he loses his virginity, sometimes not (though if he does it's with an equally insecure and rejected girl).
Unfortunately, thanks to society's useless teachings, most men fit into this category.
I used to be a nice guy. It sucked.
The nice guy saga concludes to me that women are incredibly stupid. And men are unbelievably pathetic.
Tony Blair is a nice guy. His relationship with Bush is totally platonic, though he wishes it was something more.
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adj. used to describe how satisfying something (food, music, videos) is, particularly while under the influence of cannabis.
Eating Happy Hippos and listening to The Glitch Mob was total niceness!
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A guy who would do anything for his love to make them feel appreciated, would go out of their way and accomodate anything they have to do, and love them for who they are and never jeopardize a relationship, yet we still finish last. many girls date assholes and constantly bitch about how there arent any nice guys around anymore, but in reality, we're easier to find than you think, but you still continue to date assholes even if a nice guy is right in front of you. also if your extremely shallow it will be difficult.
Most girls now a days are shallow and continue to date assholes even though nice guys do exist, alot who are even good looking as well, its not as hard to come across as you think.
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