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A large brown bird of prey native to south India. With a wingspan of 13-15 feet, the bearded Indian has the largest flight range of any bird of prey, often seen hunting in parts of western Australia. Often seen at parties, this awesome raptor feeds on good times, booze, and sexy bitches.
"lock up your daughters, there was a bearded Indian sighting over Guilford"
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The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.
The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.
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Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.
Look out, here comes Rape Beard!
Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!
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When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.
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The art of cumming all over your partner's lower face regions, giving the impression of a beard.
Ew girl, you got a white beard, shave that shit!
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a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
EXAMPLE 2
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
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Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.
Guy1: Dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the hell out of me...
Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.
Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.
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