Nut seat slam

When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.

(Seat slamming down)
Oops, looks like Charlie got himself a nut seat slam again.

deep-seated

cool-cool-awesome

that was deep-seated!

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2 Seat Rule

Leaving 2 empty seats open that separate yourself and a stranger upon choosing your seat in a movie theater.

Jimmy: Crap! The theater is packed! The 2 seat rule gods are angry!

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Seat belt selfie

Term for person (usually women) who only take selfies while in a car or driving and nowhere else, with the seat belt neatly across the chest. Person may have self image issues and feel hidden somewhat by being in a vehicle as they post no other type of self pictures.

What do you think of the new girl, Debbie? She looks kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with all the seat belt selfies on her Facebook page.

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Take 100 seats

To take 100 seats, means to SIT THE FUCK DOWN, and find a seat, when someone is out of place and dead wrong.

Girl: CAN YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN? WE'RE ON THE BUS AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT CRAP!

Boy: Hoe take 100 seats!

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Back-seat Browsing

An annoying twat who sits behind you just watching you browse the internet or my documents. Anything. Anything they can get their watchful eyes onto. This could be you brother, your best friend or a stranger at the libary.

Person 1: What's Tim doing.

Person 2: oh he's just Back-seat Browsing on Percy over there.

Person1: Does Percy know?

Person 2: Hell no man, otherwise he would be so pissed.

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back seat baby

Term meaning WHORE when there are seven year olds in the room.

"You don't want your identity to be the biggest back seat baby in the school."

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