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1. Meaning a woman that nags and nags and nags until her significant other, would rather sit on top of the roof than hear her complain or "b*tch" about things.
2. Something a woman does when she is mad, disturbed, or irritated about something. Mostly when a woman is a broiling woman she's not just a "nag" she's that to the extreme, it's like she broils your brain with all the "b*itching and moaning" she does
((This woman also needs help, and does not kno she is a broilin' woman,she doesnt realize how she is affecting the people around her, she just thinks she is stressed( which she probably is), but in order for her to change she actually has to be told in a loving way and she needs to hear herself actually in the process of broilin'))
A broilin' woman can also be a mother, a teacher, sister, wife, girlfriend-any person you have to deal with on a regular basis.
Clara: Why did you leave the refridgerator open, dammit Joe! The garbage needs to be taken out, you promised me you would do that earlier today, can you do anything that you say you were going to do, i dont understand are you like slow or sumthin, and this TV isn't working you need to take it back! You said you would do that a month ago! When are you going to do it Joe when? I just dont.....(clara is still nagging)
Joe: I'll be on the top of the roof
(joe slams the door, clara is still b*itching not knowing he's gone)
Joe is on the roof sippin' some beer and says out loud with a sigh "That damn broilin' woman!"
Billy: Mom do you know you are a broilin woman?
Mother:Billy what do you mean I'm a broilin' woman I cook, i clean, I wash your stinky under wear....
Billy:"Mom! Hush, just listen to this tape, i recorded you yesterday broilin up a storm."
Billy plays the tape, his mom looks in astonishment and looks to him and says, "Do i really sound like that?"
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An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.
Friend: Hey man where's your ride?
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
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A somewhat old-fashioned term for a desirable woman recognized by her preference for, and skillful handling of, men's company. Originating in the days when men and women weren't really supposed to socialize, this refers to the kind of woman that macho guys actually like bringing along on their adventures. Her style can be anywhere from tomboyish to classy, but the point is, that not only prefers, but understands men, and they respect her for it.
"I called to Naluna to run but she laughed and drew a dagger--she was a man's woman, that girl!" - Robert E. Howard, "The Voice of El-Lil"
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a type of fart torture
its when you stand in front of a door in a room and lock all the windows n fart and spin
like the move wonder woman does.
billy: locks the windows
chad:???
billy: *evil smile* *stands near the door*
chad:?
billy: *farts and starts to spin*
chad: ahhh Dx!
billy: *pulled a the wonder woman*
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It's an infamous song by Ariana Grande
It means woman is a god basically.
It has nothing to do with God.
It tells about how much power women have that they deserve a lot more respect than men.
They literally created this world.
Everyone reading this are also existing because of their mother and their sacrifices during the pregnancy time and even after that.
The song says having a pussy is power.
Be proud to be a women.
Women are not sex toys.
And stop abusing someone by calling a slut or a whore just because she wore a short dress.
Many men play with women's feelings as they don't know yet that God is a woman.
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What happens when she runs out of bread for making sandwiches and the man isn't around to keep her under control, very dangerous, remain at least 3 lanes away
Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese
Shit! It's a woman driver avoid her, that bitch had better be on the way to the grocery store or back to the kitchen
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I love a chick who comes when I eat her out. I want them to shoot loads of woman juice.
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