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An alcoholic beverage originated in Michigan that is extremely potent yet undeniably delicious at the same time. The recipe is as follows: 12 beers, 1 fifth of citrus flavored vodka, and 2 cans of concentrated limeade. It is an off-shoot of the party drink Pink Panty Droppers, which uses Pink Lemonade as the flavoring ingredient. Limeade is a stronger flavor therefore it more efficiently cuts the distinct flavor of alcohol, making the drinker unaware of the amount of alcohol actually being consumed.
"Man, Matt came to the party with some Prime Time Lime Slime and everybody got wasted! We got completely slimed!"
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An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
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A bit like Netflix and Chill but dirtier and watching Amazon Prime instead
Daquan: Yo Shanequa im on a budget so how about Amazon Prime and Kinky Time instead ?
Shanequa: Of course Daquan that sound great
When you and the boys are getting ready "priming up," to slime up some bitches
"Yo Alex, you ready to prime up for the slime up?" I heard there are gonna be bad bitches at the party tonight.
A chicken sandwich that is supposed to be just like the chick a’ fila chicken sandwich, but is a crappier version of it, the recipe is from the famous cook book, David and John’s famous cooking
“ Bro John did you see Sheehan eat that Prime Time Chicken Sandwich, he ate that in like one bite!”
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The act of posting/uploading something on facebook when the majority of your friends are online. Your awesome post will appear in the newsfeeds of the many facebookers online at the time. This is done to recieve maximum likes, comments, etc,.
Prime Time Newsfeeding times include:
Mon-Thur 6-12
Sun 7-11
Anna: omg I came up with the best status for facebook.
Kelly: really? you should post it right now.
Anna: naw, I think I'll wait a little and post it around 8 o'clock.
Kelly: Prime Time Newsfeeding. Nice Work.
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That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.
We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.
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