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fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation

Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.

by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014


Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack

Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding

by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019


shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl December 10, 2015


A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018


Euro-Pudding

The average, mundane and totally mediocre music sung by (Eastern) Europeans at the Eurovision Song Contest. Usually lacking originality and style, and usually sung with some sort of hideous dance-routine accompaniment, such as two male ballet dancers gyrating whilst wearing fish masks.

Person One: Did you watch the Eurovision Song Contest Last Night? What did you think of Lithuania?
Person Two: It was total euro-pudding, mate.

by Effrescini April 09, 2011


scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 09, 2006


yorkie pud

1) cute name for someone from yorkshire ( england )
2) a yorkshire pudding

1) " you yorkie pud "
2) fancy a yorkie pud for tea tonight

by Elenor26 December 09, 2007