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The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation
Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.
When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack
Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding
Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.
I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.
A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool
"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"
The average, mundane and totally mediocre music sung by (Eastern) Europeans at the Eurovision Song Contest. Usually lacking originality and style, and usually sung with some sort of hideous dance-routine accompaniment, such as two male ballet dancers gyrating whilst wearing fish masks.
Person One: Did you watch the Eurovision Song Contest Last Night? What did you think of Lithuania?
Person Two: It was total euro-pudding, mate.
When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt
We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.
1) cute name for someone from yorkshire ( england )
2) a yorkshire pudding
1) " you yorkie pud "
2) fancy a yorkie pud for tea tonight