Sunday Rules

When a superior doesn't want his employees to work on a day prior to a day off even in the middle of the week.

Remember Guys, Tomorrow is our off day so Sunday Rules are in effect. Don't start no shit there won't be no shit. Don't shake the trees.

Rule #26

"Focus on improving yourself,
not proving yourself"

Hey man i gotta prove myslef that i can
Bro, Rule #26

The Miller rule

If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.

Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket!
Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.

Rules of Acquisition

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.

Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price

4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay

Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts

Rule-G

The "GO" rule States "if the person Ahead of you Goes,then You can Go Yourself".

Of course I noticed that the Traffic-Light had been Red a long Time before he ran it.He went,so I went.Rule-G,Yo.

rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.

Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?