The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.

Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.

rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.

Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?

toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

Roaming Rule

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...

Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."

biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.

My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.

The Miller rule

If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.

Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket!
Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.

4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay

Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts