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blade runner legislation

laws against robot, e.g. ticket bot, impersonation bots, "small" donation bots, voting bots, donor bots
From Professor Tim Wu, the author of “The Attention Merchants: The Epic Struggle to Get Inside Our Heads,” is a professor at Columbia Law School and a contributing opinion writer to New York Times

A simple legal remedy would be a “ Blade Runner” law that makes it illegal to deploy any program that hides its real identity to pose as a human. Blade Runner legislation
today’s impersonation-bots are different from the robots imagined in science fiction

by flungingpictures November 1, 2017


Runner Duck

A gentleman that frequents male rest area washrooms for sexual encounters with other men

Riverboat Andy is pulling a runner duck at the Brantford Rest Area

by ClydesdaleCowboy August 18, 2024


Runner Guidelines

1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.

2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.

3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.

4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.

5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.

I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!

by TheHoppah22 March 11, 2014


Forrest Gump Runner

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)

Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.

by Joan-Nation June 25, 2021


Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.

Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.

by outerspacegrrl August 1, 2012


Pack Runner

A Pack Runner is someone who sells or “moves”illicit drugs illegally on a regular basis.

That guy Daniel is a Pack Runner, he’s always selling weed to all of my friends.

by WydNolly July 31, 2023


Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.

Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."

by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020